March 2012
February 2012
whyamisorandom:
Reblog if your tits are real.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Anonymous asked: when?
Anonymous asked: marry me?
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i'm a thousand miles away from you
You know what's better than a piece of fried...
most-awkward-moments:
Two pieces of fried chicken.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
tumblr people: you're so gorgeous hfusdifhsdifhisdhfis
people in real life: oh look it speaks
Apple was going to make a smaller version of the... →
lulz-time:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
